Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019You Become What You Think About

Recent Google patent applications indicate that the company is developing smart-home products that are capable of eavesdropping on us throughout our home in order to learn more about us and better target us with advertising.

Hope the algorithm is up to snuff, or angry liberals are going to see nothing but ads for Trump merchandise.

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About As Exciting As You’d Expect for a Movie About a Textbook

[Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #205,855)

Note: the review strays onto a crude topic because the movie does.

Full disclosure: everything Potterverse leaves me a little cold because all the characters are both flat and unlikable, but this movie I actively disliked, mostly for the reasons covered in the video.

Also, all the characters are flat and unlikable.

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Link of the Day: Some Jigsaw Puzzles Use the Exact Same Cutting Template. Mashup!

[High Praise! to Tim Klein]

Puzzle Montage Art by Tim Klein

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Trump Truths: RBG

Although President Trump does enjoy trolling the left, there is no truth to the rumor that he’s actually proposed replacing Ruth Bader Ginsburg with Ruth Bader Ginsburg just to see how CNN will oppose it.

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I Don’t Condone Vandalism, But Soviets Don’t Believe in Private Property, So I Think This One’s a Wash

[High Praise! to Earthly Mission]

“According to a report by the Moscow Times, pranksters in Bulgaria are repainting Soviet-era monuments so that Soviet military heroes look like American Superheroes”

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Straight Line of the Day: An Astrologer Predicts That, In 2019, President Trump…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

An astrologer predicts that, in 2019, President Trump

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The Illustrated Frank J: Flip-Flop

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Shotgun. Rocking Chair. Porch. Some Assembly Required

In a startling demographic shift, old people will soon outnumber children for the first time in history.

Poor kids. They won’t have a single blade of grass to stand on.

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Monday Night Open Thread

When I went to Egypt several years ago, I had the opportunity to go inside the Great Pyramid. I wrote about it on my little blog back in 2006:

… When we got to the top, it was pitch black. I didn’t have a light, but some were coming behind me. I stood up and felt along the wall on my left. I slowly inched along, feeling the wall and shuffling along the floor. Still dark. After several tentative steps, I grew a little bolder, taking larger steps and moving further. Others came in, some with chem-lights. They stood back waiting for their eyes to get adjusted to the dark. I continued moving along, then felt the edge of the wall. Instead of reaching an inside corner, I had reached an outside corner. The wall on my left angled 90 degrees to the left. So I felt around the corner and stepped onto … nothing.

The ground wasn’t there! I had already committed to the step and couldn’t stop. I was in an Ancient Egyptian Pyramid, it was dark, and the floor had disappeared. Every trap that Indiana Jones had ever encountered came to my mind. I was going to fall into a grave-robbers trap and never see anyone again. …

Spoiler: I survived.

What reminded me of this? Well, I saw a video about ancient booby traps.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

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คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019Careful What You Wish for

A new report based on a secret trove of seized Iranian nuclear documents shows that Iran had concrete plans to manufacture and build at least five nuclear weapons.

Seems like such a waste of time. I’m sure President Trump could be persuaded to deliver at least 5 nuclear weapons right to their doorstep.

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Try It on Dance Dance Revolution

[ONLY 1% CAN PLAY THIS SONG on BASS] (Viewer #874,580)

I can’t even play this on an iPod

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คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019Link of the Day: This Time She Means It!

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Pelosi: ‘If I Am Not Elected Speaker, Millions Will Die’

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Trump Truths: Amendments

President Trump taking away Jim Acosta’s press pass may have been a violation of Acosta’s 5th Amendment rights, but surely being forced to quarter a #Resistance foot-soldier in the White House was a violation of Trump’s 3rd.

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Democrats: Explained

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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