Thursday Night Open Thread

We’ve never done a Battle of the Bands doing the same song, have we? Probably not a good idea, since we’d all agree the original version of a song is better. Well, maybe not all the time. But most of the time.

I’m just wondering if anyone thinks the Tommy James version of “I Think We’re Alone Now” is inferior to Tiffany’s version.

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I know who has my vote.

Anyway, I bet you have a better idea about what to talk about tonight. It’s Thursday Night Open Thread and you are in control.

What’s on your mind?

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Two Birds

The Wall Street Journal reports that President Trump plans to deploy 5,000 troops to help secure America’s southern border.

Good idea. Maybe send some bricks and mortar with them so they have something to do while they’re waiting for the caravans.

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That’s a Product!

[Avengers: Age Of Ultron Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #735,217)

Yeah, this is pretty much what made me check out of the Avengers series. Should’ve been titled “Avengers: Fair-Weather Fan Deal-Breaker”

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Link of the Day: And if That Doesn’t Work, Then Election Day Will Certainly Settle Things Once and for All

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Report: Lots Of Yelling At Each Other Expected To Fix Things Any Day Now

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Regulations

President Trump has been rapidly repealing regulations by Executive Order. By the end of his tenure, expect the Bald Eagle to go from “federally protected” to “the other other white meat“.

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Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Watching “The Princess Bride”

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: A Mysterious Object Showed Up on the International Space Station Live Video Feed. Turns Out It Was…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A mysterious object showed up on the International Space Station live video feed. Turns out it was…

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The Illustrated Frank J: We’re Sorry This Was Their Finest Hour

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Nice State Ya Got Here. Be a Shame if Something Happened to It…

Andrew Gillum, Florida’s Democrat candidate for governor, went out campaigning and said: “get out there and vote like your lives depend on it. Because your lives do depend on who the next governor is.”

Wait… Did he just threaten to kill everyone who doesn’t vote for him?

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