Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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Of Course, When He Was President, Fox Was the Only Media Not Kissing His Ring, and He Got Steamed About That All the Time

At a recent campaign stop, former President Obama said, “คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019Why is it that the folks that won the last election are so mad all the time?

Um… because we can’t go out for a hot meal without getting screamed at by unhinged, sore-loser, liberal activists?

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Not Unless the Seat Were Made of 3 Inches of Sawdust

[How to Make a Wooden Bike for 200 Hours] (Viewer #20,804,980)

Spoiler Alert: not completely wood. Still, it’s got less metal than Elizabeth Warren has Cherokee, so I’m still giving full credit.

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Link of the Day: Early and Often

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Dems: ‘Trump’s Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression’

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Canada

Canadians fear President Trump’s erratic behavior and worry that he may invade and conquer their country. President Trump would not do this… before globally-warming Canada to an acceptable temperature and making it the 51st state: “North Hawaii”

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Shoulda Seen This Coming

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: You Will Receive Hundreds of Election Robocalls Today. The Phrase You Will Hear Most Often…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Who Are You To Cut Footloose?!

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Wait… He’s Still Alive? I Always Get Him Mixed Up With Croce

At a concert, music legend Jimmy Buffett performed a free concert in West Palm Beach and changed his lyrics to take shots at Governor Rick Scott and President Donald Trump.

Apparently Trump is not only Hitler, he’s also a salt shaker thief.

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