Monday Night Open Thread

Roy Clark died last week.

Here’s one of my favorites by him.

[The YouTube]

He also sang some serious songs.

[The YouTube]

And he could play the guitar. And more.

[The YouTube]

You can talk about Roy Clark. Or you can pick a topic. Totally up to you, because it’s Monday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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I Like Apple. I Don’t Like Having to Buy Their Third-Rate Accessories Just to Use Their Second-Rate Products

Apples has teamed up with an Oscar-winning production company and plans to start making its own original movies.

Which, I assume, will only be viewable if you buy an iTV.

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Also, Still No Flying Cars

[Time Traveler Explains Roseanne Cancellation – THE FUTURE IS DUMB] (Viewer #131,204)

Please just stop talking to 90s me, because you’re hurting my brain.

And he didn’t even get to Bruce Jenner…

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Link of the Day: That Sort of Question Always Applies in These Sorts of Cases

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Leftist Protesters: ‘If Tucker Carlson Didn’t Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?’

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Recount

Some people, like President Trump, have the ability to walk into a room where an election recount is happening, and make every phony ballot suddenly burst into flames. This is likely how the great Chicago fire happened.

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CNN Is a Mental Disorder

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: During the Recount, They Found a Box Marked “Ballots” in Florida. Inside Was…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Check the Sofa Cushions

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If You’re Not the Best, It’s OK to Like “Not Horrible”

[High Praise! to Sarah Hoyt]

“Of course we, in America, have the best country in the world to love, but if other people want to be proud of their countries and think they’re wonderful, good on them. Has to be better than being proud of how they’re being invaded or hating on their own history. Heaven knows, it would be better for even the French to find love of country, rather than elect people like Macron. Sure, Napoleon. But if they get another one of those we put him down again. Still better than international socialism.”

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