Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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Oddly, Still Unindicted

Police in the UK are now using an artificial intelligence system to stop crimes before they happen.

In the US, we use real intelligence. Worked pretty well in 2016.

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I Hate That I’ll Probably End Up Watching This Movie Out of Boredom or Curiosity Someday and Regretting It

[Time Traveler Discovers ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ – THE FUTURE IS DUMB] (Viewer #124,052)

Putting SOLO into its true, horrible perspective.

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Link of the Day: I’ve Been Flagged!

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Facebook Unveils New Bigot Recognition Technology

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Prediction

During his 2020 re-election campaign, President Trump will post a Tweet that offends absolutely no one. As prophesied in the Book of Revelation.

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I’m Calling for Stick Control

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: That’s Not Creepy At All… Now Being Grown in the Laboratory…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

That’s not creepy at all… now being grown in the laboratory

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The Illustrated Frank J: Or Say “I Don’t Know That”

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Ask the White Sox About Having Obama for a Fan

Six years ago, President Obama promised to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency. Now General Motors has announced that it would คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019cease production of the hybrid vehicle.

Yeah Obama really has… whatever the opposite of the Midas Touch is. Augean Stable Finger, maybe?

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