Straight Line of the Day: An Astrologer Predicts That, In 2019, President Trump…

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An astrologer predicts that, in 2019, President Trump

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  1. An astrologer predicts that, in 2019, President Trump…

    will be elected President of France. He will then invade Germany and ally with the former Soviet Block nations to reverse the Muslim onslaught of Europe and thus usher in an era of peace and prosperity never before seen in history.


  2. … will see his media approval rating rise to a new high of 0.01%.

    … will build a wall in the White House press room and toss Jim Acosta over it. Use the money from PPV to build the real wall.


  3. An astrologer predicts that, in 2019, President Trump…

    “…was worthy to take the scroll
    and to open its seals,
    because you were slain,
    and with your blood you purchased for God
    persons from every tribe and language and people and nation. . . .
    Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain,
    to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength
    and honor and glory and praise!”


  4. …have his proposal for the Barack H. Obama Inter-Planetary Railroad unanimously approved by Congress.

    …pull off his mask and reveal that he is actually Andy Kaufman.

    ..will attend the funeral of Jim Acosta, with a teardrop tattoo.

    …create a new TV channel: T-Span.



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