Straight Line of the Day: Russia Unveiled Its New Superweapon…

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Russia unveiled its new superweapon

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  1. I don’t wan to say it’s aliens……but it’s aliens

    In Russia, superweapon unveils you!

    The election intefereitron

    …was based on information found on Hillary’s server. It’s mostly a combination a cookie recipe and some yoga moves.

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  2. A supersensative micro hearing device in the white house, due to lingustic confusion lt. was left in the rest room.The sound is so good it’s almost like being there! Now we have to figure out how to move it!

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  3. …a genetically altered Trump clone that is 1/250th Native American.

    …an intercontinental ballistic train.

    …ten million more illegal aliens, with horrific sleep apnea disorders.

    …started releasing their armaments propaganda with spoiler alert warnings.

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