Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered a Previously Unknown Part of the Human Brain. Its Function…

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Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…

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  1. …if you have it, is to create an euphoric state when your body reflexively punches a hippie.

    …is unknown but zombies relish it as the tastiest part.

    …as the 99% of mens conciousness is to think about sex and bacon so we’ll have to wait for a woman to figure it out.

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  2. They found a sector which affects bias of the individual towards or away from liberalism.

    If insufficient wholesome American activities are not pursued this section will in inevitably cause the individual to become a liberal following the commands of their socialist masters.

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  3. Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…

    to remain hidden until the end times when it will be revealed and the final seal is to be broken.

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