Freeberg!

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[STAN FREBERG – Green Christmas (1958) – A Classic!] (Viewer #142,160)

60 years later, there’s no cigarette advertising at all anymore, and stores start doing Christmas right after Halloween. I think I’d rather have the cigarette ads.

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Technically I Guess It’d Be a “Winter Holiday Song”, or Possibly “Three-Month Temperature-Based Calendar-Division Rhythmic Tonal Structure Arrangement”

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[PC Christmas Carol 2 | FreedomToons] (Viewer #201,723)

I like the execution on this one. He managed to nail every liberal buzzword while staying true to the song’s original form.

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Making Your Christmas a Little Manlier

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[Christmas Songs on Steel with Black Rifle Coffee Company] (Viewer #849,167)

It’s just goofing off, bloopers, and outtakes after 1:09

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It’s No “Die Hard”, But It’s Still Technically a Christmas Movie

[Home Alone 2: Lost In New York Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #227,600)

I’m less of a fan of bricks-to-the-face when it’s not something drawn by Chuck Jones.

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Do They Even Celebrate Christmas in Rivendell?

[Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves] (Viewer #515,272)

Now I’m curious as to how it would play out if the elf-tribes were switched in the premise.

Heck, throw in the Keebler Elves while you’re at it.

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I’ve Never Seen a Nativity Like This Before, But I Find Myself Strangely Drawn to It

[High Praise! to MTBR]

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Christmas 2018

The Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2

  1. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David
  2. To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
  3. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
  4. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
  5. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
  6. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
  7. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
  8. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
  9. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
  10. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
  11. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
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Monday Night Open Thread

It’s the Night Before Christmas.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? Got a story to tell? About any topic. After all, it’s Sunday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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Sorry, Did We Hurt Your Feelings, Kimmy?

North Korea now says it won’t denuclearize unless the US removes its “threats” to the Korean peninsula.

Easy peasy. We’ll replace them with promises.

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I Could Never Do That to One of These. Heck, I Even Talk to My Roomba Soothingly After I Rescue It From Getting Stuck Under the Sofa

[Testing Robustness] (Viewer #5,767,279)

The best part is from the full description of the video: “(Note: This testing does not irritate or harm the robot.)”

Second best is from the comments “one day, he will need my jacket, boots, and motorcycle”

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Link of the Day: You’ll Find Them Next to the Crates of Overtaxed Tea

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Tragic: Every Single Bump Stock In Nation Suddenly Lost In Boating Accident

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Trump Truths: Shutdown

This Government Shutdown is preventing either party from doing any of their normal activities. Pretty sure President Trump just met the official criteria for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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I Don’t Think Trump, W, Bush41, or Ronnie Ever Did This. Heck, Even Nixon Didn’t

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Last Chance: Tell Santa What You Want for Christmas…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Last chance: tell Santa what you want for Christmas…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Clarifying the Issue

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