Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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I Thought His Joke Was Well-Conceived, Well-Delivered, Moderately Amusing, and Not Even Close to Being Edgy, Much Less Offensive

Saturday Night Live writer and comedian Nimesh Patel was kicked off stage by Columbia University students on Friday night halfway through his performance because students found his jokes “offensive.”

Like… “How many hypersensitive snowflake CU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?… That’s not funny!”

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Undefined

[Dividing by zero?] (Viewer #2,196,756)

I am math nerd enough to have enjoyed this little adventure.

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Link of the Day: Sadly, I Am This Man

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Pathetic Conservative Hasn’t Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Streaming

If President Trump had a streaming video service, it would consist entirely of videos of liberals mocking his campaign before he got elected, and liberals weeping openly after he got elected.

Also, it would rake in billions and lower unemployment into negative numbers.

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You Built That

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Said That He’s the Most Qualified Person to Be President Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Joe Biden said that he’s the most qualified person to become President because…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Mired in Poverty

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That Makes Them Qualified

Gorillas being tested at a zoo were observed cheating while attempting to solve a puzzle game.

Democrats are now lobbying to get them voting rights.

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