Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

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Oh, Look… Something a Democrat WON’T Spend Money on…

A defiant Nancy Pelosi said that her Democrat House will not fund President Trump’s “immoral” border wall.

Wrong answer, Nan. America needs to pass the wall to find out what’s in it. Which is “a lot fewer illegals”.

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It Helps That I’ve Used a Micrometer Before

[The Science Of Small Distances] (Viewer #20,010)

This was a lot less nerdy and a lot more interesting than I thought it was going to be.

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Link of the Day: Guess They’re Just Trying to Say That There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat

[High Praise! to Fox 13 News]

PETA calls for end of ‘anti-animal language,’ provides alternative phrases to old sayings

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Smartphone

Most advances in smart phone technology in the next 6 years will be made in the area of making the screens large enough to display an emoji that allows liberals to properly express their outrage at whatever President Trump just tweeted.

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Sorry, I Only Wear Those to Play Cops & Robbers, and I Stopped Doing That Over 40 Years Ago

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

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Straight Line of the Day: The Newest Innovation in the Airline Industry…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The newest innovation in the airline industry

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The Illustrated Frank J: Rock Bottom

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Not Part of the Solution

In brain scans of 4,500 children, daily screen usage of more than seven hours showed premature thinning of the brain cortex.

The good news is that the effects are probably reversible. The bad news is… well, how are you reading this right now?

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