Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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Geez… He Doesn’t Even Have Important-Looking Hair. I Remember When You Could at Least Count on Democrats for THAT Much

A new poll shows that “Beto” now tops the list of Democrat potential 2020 candidates

Ironically, however, “Robert Francis O’Rourke” isn’t even in the top 10.

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Please Tell Me This Series Will Be Done After This

[Avengers: Endgame Trailer Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #382,056)

My reaction to the actual trailer was just “Meh. Drama queens”. Turns out it’s FAR worse if you’re actually still invested in the MCU

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Link of the Day: Technically, Not Satire

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Heisman Winner Proves If You Work Hard And Believe In Yourself, You Too Can Have Journalists Try To Ruin Your Life By Combing Through Your Old Tweets

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Impeachment

Democrats have vowed to impeach President Trump. President Trump knows they will never have the votes for it in the House, because he can just tweet that he’s in favor of it.

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I *Wish* News Coverage Were This Accurate

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

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Straight Line of the Day: After Meeting With President Trump in the Oval Office, Nancy Pelosi Said that Trump Offended Her by…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Nancy Pelosi said that Trump offended her by…


Also, Happy Birthday to IMAO’s most popular Straight Line: “Coming soon – a giant sign on the moon. It will say…” which turns 1 today and is currently north of 1660 comments.

For its birthday, it wants more 5-star ratings. It’s quite a vain little thing.

(Bacon to walruskkkch for bringing the date to my attention)

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Straight Line of the Day: Coming Soon – A Giant Sign on the Moon. It Will Say…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Coming soon – a giant sign on the moon. It will say…

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The Illustrated Frank J: So Is Trump Gandalf or Saruman?

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Basic Human Courtesies Elude These Troglodytes

One female journalist suggests “women-only seating sections on planes” because “if a man is seated beside a woman he will claim the armrest”.

Oh. So the obvious solution is “exclude men from flying”, not saying “may I please use the armrest?”

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