Monday Night Open Thread

It’s the Night Before Christmas.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? Got a story to tell? About any topic. After all, it’s Sunday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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Sorry, Did We Hurt Your Feelings, Kimmy?

North Korea now says it won’t denuclearize unless the US removes its “threats” to the Korean peninsula.

Easy peasy. We’ll replace them with promises.

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I Could Never Do That to One of These. Heck, I Even Talk to My Roomba Soothingly After I Rescue It From Getting Stuck Under the Sofa

[Testing Robustness] (Viewer #5,767,279)

The best part is from the full description of the video: “(Note: This testing does not irritate or harm the robot.)”

Second best is from the comments “one day, he will need my jacket, boots, and motorcycle”

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Link of the Day: You’ll Find Them Next to the Crates of Overtaxed Tea

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Tragic: Every Single Bump Stock In Nation Suddenly Lost In Boating Accident

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Trump Truths: Shutdown

This Government Shutdown is preventing either party from doing any of their normal activities. Pretty sure President Trump just met the official criteria for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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I Don’t Think Trump, W, Bush41, or Ronnie Ever Did This. Heck, Even Nixon Didn’t

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Last Chance: Tell Santa What You Want for Christmas…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Last chance: tell Santa what you want for Christmas…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Clarifying the Issue

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But You Guys Won’t Abandon Me. Guys? Guys?

A new study shows that 3 out of 4 Americans are lonely.

And, weirdly, they’re all complaining about it to their Facebook friends.

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Merry Christmas, My Wonderful Moon Nukers

Tomorrow, for Christmas, I’m mostly gonna post Christmas-related videos, so prepare to snuggle up next to the fireplace with your digital device of choice and enjoy.

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