Straight Line of the Day: Why Are They Rioting in Paris?

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Why are they rioting in Paris?

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  1. Why are they rioting in Paris?

    Amour sacré de la patrie,
    Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs !
    Liberté, Liberté chérie,
    Combats avec tes défenseurs ! (bis)
    Sous nos drapeaux, que la victoire
    Accoure à tes males accents !
    Que tes ennemis expirants
    Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire !


  2. … Is Paris Bernie’ing?

    … because they’re a bunch of Vichy’s little bastards?

    … They’re not sure — it’s the revolution with a certain je ne sais quois.

    … give a man a reflective vest, he becomes a reflective man. Same deal as with artificial stimulants.


  3. … They’re not. It’s a Trump l’oeil!

    … (Points finger at government): “Jacques used!”

    … you might say it was “Allons Time” coming.

    … They heard there’ll be no snail mail on Wednesday!


  4. …. Broadway got all the cash for “Les Mis,” and all they got was the stark reality and a t-shirt.

    …. it’s not a riot, just a bad beret-coup.
    (some group must pronounce the silent “p.”)


  5. Someone saw Gerard Depardieu in his underpants.

    No riots, just the EU testing their new military rules of walk backwards and carry a small stick, combined with French hygiene.

    A Muslim saw Miss Piggie in HER underpants.

    French waiters taking a smoke break is not a riot.

    Spice Girls reunion rumor.

    Without God, guns and guts even taxation with representation becomes onerous.

    After the leftist media have filtered the news even the rioters have no idea.



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