Straight Line of the Day: Your Psychic Predictions for 2019…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Your psychic predictions for 2019

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  1. …every month will have 28 days.

    …Seinfeld will be removed from any mention of the greatest TV show since it is now considered very offensive.

    …Dems will pass a bill that imposes Carrousel on all independents and conservatives. Hidden in the bill will be lowering of the voting age to 10.


  2. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice. Walruses and DamnCats laughing together. Mass hysteria….



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