#CommonSenseBombLaws

Of course, Universal Background checks and mandatory 2 week waiting periods?would prevent bomb violence!

These would need to apply to purchases of:

  • Bombs (natch)
  • Gasoline
  • Diesel
  • Aviation Fuel
  • Water (can be separated into rocket fuel)
  • Propane
  • Butane
  • Coal
  • Heating oil
  • Cooking oil
  • Alcohol, all kinds
  • Mouthwash (contains alcohol)
  • Fertilizer
  • Sugar
  • Flour
  • Cat litter
  • Wood shavings
  • Wood
  • Clocks
  • Egg timers
  • Lighters
  • Matches
  • Sticks (can be rubbed together to make fire and can be converted to wood shavings)
  • Eyeglasses
  • Magnifying glasses
  • Condoms (saw a guy start a fire with one these on a Youtube video once)
  • Cellphones
  • Red wire
  • Green wire
  • White wire
  • Black wire
  • Rust
  • Sunblock
  • Aluminum
  • Metal pipe
  • PVC pipe
  • Cardboard
  • Stamps (used to mail bombs)
  • Packing tape
  • UPS and FedEx trucks (bomb delivery mechanisms)
  • Baby food (I forget why)
  • Pyrex
  • Pressure cookers
  • Backpacks
  • Baking soda
  • Lemon juice
  • Vinegar
  • Pickles
  • Photos of bombs
  • Photobombs
  • Drawings of bombs
  • Pop tarts (which can potentially have all the non-bomb looking areas eaten away)
  • Bomber Jackets
  • Electricity
  • Batteries
  • Vans
  • Cars
  • Airplanes
  • Most movie tickets
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#CommonSenseBombLaws

I think it’s clear, you need to be at least 25 to purchase bombs.

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#CommonSenseBombLaws

There’s an obvious need for a national bomb registry.

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#CommonSenseBombLaws

What they need to do is close the bomb show loophole.

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Hey This Login Still Works!

How bou dah?

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We’re All Crackers Now.

IMAO Cracker

Cracker friendly since 2004.

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Test

This was only a test.

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IMAO PodCast Rewind

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Hurricane May Help Obama Show Guts

To show us his gutsiness will Obama order drone flyovers over NYC to watch for people ignoring evacuation orders so special forces teams can be deployed to eliminate them?

The mind boggles.

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FUN TRIVIA: You Can Get A Free Bumper Sticker Supporting Ear Leader Garbage Can Liner!

DID YOU KNOW???? If you go here, you can get a FREE OBAMBI bumper sticker garbage can liner sent anywhere you like!

Of course… TANSTAAFL, so the idiots supporting Ear Leader’s Campaign will foot the bill!

Show your support for draining? the PRESidENT’s campaign coffers garbage can protection, and hey its totally FREE!

I’m getting as many as I possibly can. I’ve never?supported a Marxist lined the inside of my trash can before! I’m stoked!

PS, I’m sure this gets me on some sort of a mailing list for every one I get, but the way I look at it, envelops, ink and paper cost money too, right? I’ll line the birdcage with those. Soon as I get one.

Update: fixed link
Update 2 :My favorite is the one with the rainbow colors behind That One and he’s looking down smiling at….?? I wonder what???

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Happy Birthday Barack!

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In Obama Amerika

In Obama Amerika, conditions pre-exist YOU.

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The Time For (Parenthetical) Talk

The time for (any of you Bible and/or gun clinging rubes who can’t understand a simple several thousand page bill to have the audacity to hope to) talk is over. – Present Barack Obama

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Nuff Said

I think I am going to change my name to Nuff.

Then I’ll sue everyone who mis-attributes quotes to me.

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Obama’s Pirate Outreach

Longtime คาสิโนฟรีไม่มีเงินฝากถอนได้2019 www.brlix.com reader and commenter Exurban Jon is famous.

Rush, Hugh Hewitt have commented on his work and who knows what’ll happen now that IMAO has linked to him. Here’s the post that has everyone talkng.

Good job Exurban Jon.? If there was an award for being mentioned on Rush. well, you’d probably still lose to Scrappleface, but at least you’ve been mentioned.

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