Straight Line of the Day: That’s Not Creepy At All… Now Being Grown in the Laboratory…

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That’s not creepy at all… now being grown in the laboratory

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Straight Line of the Day: Found on a Tiny Island in the Middle of the Ocean…

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Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…

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Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out Google Is Spending Billions of Dollars on…

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Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…

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Straight Line of the Day: An Astrologer Predicts That, In 2019, President Trump…

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An astrologer predicts that, in 2019, President Trump

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Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered a Previously Unknown Part of the Human Brain. Its Function…

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Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…

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Straight Line of the Day: The US Is Landing a New Space Probe on Mars. Its Mission…

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The US is landing a new space probe on Mars. Its mission…

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House House Has Issued New Rules for White House Reporters. For Example…

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The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…

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Straight Line of the Day: Most Likely to Become England’s Next Prime Minister…

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Most likely to become England’s next Prime Minister

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Straight Line of the Day: During the Recount, They Found a Box Marked “Ballots” in Florida. Inside Was…

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During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…

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Straight Line of the Day: Polling Just Ahead of Hillary Clinton for the 2020 Democrat Nomination…

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Polling just ahead of Hillary Clinton for the 2020 Democrat nomination

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Straight Line of the Day: Oops! Maybe She Didn’t Realize the Microphone Was Live, But Michelle Obama Said…

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Oops! Maybe she didn’t realize the microphone was live, but Michelle Obama said

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Straight Line of the Day: Governor Jerry Brown Said the Real Cause of the California Wildfires…

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Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires

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Straight Line of the Day: When Asked Why She Should Be President, Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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When asked why she should be President, Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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Straight Line of the Day: Russia Unveiled Its New Superweapon…

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Russia unveiled its new superweapon

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Straight Line of the Day: Expected to Become the World’s #1 Travel Destination…

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Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination

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